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var Quotation=new Array() // do not change this!

Quotation[0] = "I'm federal agent Jack Bauer, and today is the longest day of my life. - Jack Bauer";
Quotation[1] = "You're either dead or you're not dead. There's no such thing as sorta dead - Ira Gaines";
Quotation[2] = "You're a good liar. But I've seen better. - Jack Bauer";
Quotation[3] = "So maybe you should be a little more afraid of me than you are now. - Jack Bauer";
Quotation[4] = "I'm the last thing you will ever see if anything happens to my wife or my daughter. - Jack Bauer";
Quotation[5] = "Have you noticed, wherever you go there's a body count? - George Mason";
Quotation[6] = "Thats right, Jack. I'm watching you. - Ira Gaines";
Quotation[7] = "She needs you, Jack. - Nina Myers";
Quotation[8] = "The only way you're going to die is if I kill you. Your bomb's not going off. - Jack Bauer";
Quotation[9] = "I'm concerned about you, Jack. The things you did to get me here. You'll never be the same. - Ramon Salazar";
Quotation[10] = "When Plan A fails, you should have a Plan B, not Plan A recycled. - Andre Drazen";
Quotation[11] = "If you hurt my daughter I will kill you. - Jack Bauer";
Quotation[12] = "Not going to name a street after him, that's for sure. - Tony Almeida";
Quotation[13] = "Before you're done crucifying me, save some nails for your wife. - Carl Webb";
Quotation[14] = "What's going on? You mean besides a 747 falling out of the sky and a threat on a presidential candidate's life? - Jack Bauer";
Quotation[15] = "I'm gonna need a hacksaw. - Jack Bauer";
Quotation[16] = "That's the problem with people like you, George. You want results, but you never want to get your hands dirty. - Jack Bauer";
Quotation[17] = "I never meant for this to be personal. - Nina Myers";
Quotation[18] = "Maybe you should of taken more English lessons. Trade means we get something too. - George Mason";
Quotation[19] = "This isn't over yet. - Jack Bauer";
Quotation[20] = "You are going to tell me everything I want to know or I swear to God I will hurt you before I kill you, and no one will be able to stop me. - Jack Bauer";
Quotation[21] = "Hey, hey. Service is bad enough on this flight, you don't have to shoot me. - George Mason";
Quotation[22] = "Let's skip the sound bytes and cut straight to the chase. - David Palmer";
Quotation[23] = "I'm the president Mike. You do not call me by my first name. - David Palmer";
Quotation[24] = "Don't you ever come into my office and talk to me like that again, do you understand me? - Jack Bauer";
Quotation[25] = "I'm tired of putting my ass on the line for nothing. I'm DONE putting my ass on the line for nothing. - Jack Bauer";
Quotation[26] = "That man has more lives than a cat. - Ramon Salazar";
Quotation[27] = "Gosh, Chase, I think she was kind of pissed! - Chloe O'Brian";
Quotation[28] = "Complex problems sometimes have the simplest solutions. - Sherry Palmer";
Quotation[29] = "How can you protect my family when you can't even protect yours? - Micheal Amador";
Quotation[30] = "George, as crazy as this may sound, you're going to have to trust me. - Jack Bauer";
Quotation[31] = "God, forgive me. - Jack Bauer";
Quotation[32] = "Chloe, I'm getting real tired of your personality. - Tony Almeida";
Quotation[33] = "You betrayed me too, I'm just better at it than you. - Jack Bauer";
Quotation[34] = "I can get my own f###ing job, thank you Erin - Jack Bauer";
Quotation[35] = "It's only a briefing, I should be back within the hour - Jack Bauer";
Quotation[36] = "If you could see what was in my eyes, you'd crawl under a rock and cry - Robert Ellis";
Quotation[37] = "Stop Thinking! - Ira Gaines";
Quotation[38] = "Sherry Palmer, Just when I thought this day couldn't get any weirder - Ron Wieland";
Quotation[39] = "I've been kidnapped by the leader of the free world - Ron Wieland";
Quotation[40] = "It's Victor Drazen ... the man I killed two years ago - Jack Bauer";
Quotation[41] = "Jack's back - Eddie Grant";
Quotation[42] = "I don't think I've ever been this scared in my whole life. - Jack Bauer";
Quotation[43] = "What we accomplish today will change the world. - Navi Araz";
Quotation[44] = "You have no idea how far I'm willing to go to acquire your cooperation. - Jack Bauer";
Quotation[45] = "The world hates America, and for good reason - Steven Saunders";
Quotation[46] = "Things Must Change - Steven Saunders";
Quotation[47] = "If he realizes that you're toying with him, he will kill you - Chase Edmonds";
Quotation[48] = "You're right Ryan! And after you shoot Jack down, you can personally explain that to the president! - Chase Edmonds";
Quotation[49] = "I have accepted my share of responsibility for the death of my family. This is day you accept your share. - Victor Drazen";
Quotation[50] = "So what are you gonna do tomorrow? If the bomb doesn't go off. Thought about it? - George Mason";
Quotation[51] = "I'm supposed to do this. - George Mason";
Quotation[52] = "I'm the president Mike. You do not call me by my first name. - President Palmer";
Quotation[53] = "Don't you think you've made me miss enough TV today Jack? - Tony Almeida";
Quotation[54] = "I was abandoned by the people I worked for, as you'll be someday. - Steven Saunders";
Quotation[55] = "Actually i'm currently unemployed. - Tony Almeida";
Quotation[56] = "As usual Edgar we can't hear you. - Chloe O'Brian";
Quotation[57] = "What we will accomplish today will change the world. - Navi Araz";
Quotation[58] = "Enemies who where our friends a year ago - Richard Heller";
Quotation[59] = "If you don't tell me what I want to know, then it'll just be a question of how much you want it to hurt. - Jack Bauer "
Quotation[60] = "The only reason that you're conscious right now is because I don't want to carry you. - Jack Bauer"
Quotation[61] = "When I'm finished with you, you're gonna wish that you felt this good again. - Jack Bauer"
Quotation[62] = "Chloe. We don't have time for your personality disorder. - Bill Buchanan"
Quotation[63] = "I'd like nothing more than to hang you as a traitor and watch you jerk until you die. - Ryan Chappelle"
Quotation[64] = "See you in hell. - Jack Bauer"
Quotation[65] = "Ryan: Either fire me, or get out of my chair. - Tony Almeida"
Quotation[66] = "When your daughter gets infected, I'm gonna make you watch her die. - Jack Bauer"
Quotation[67] = "Bill, I'm Scared - Jack Bauer"
Quotation[68] = "I'm doing this to protect the integrity of the government. - Christopher Henderson"
Quotation[69] = "The government has no integrity! - Jack Bauer"
Quotation[70] = "Some people feel more comfortable in hell. - Tony Almieda"
Quotation[71] = "Jack, if it were anyone else, I would ask you if you were sure. - David Palmer"
Quotation[72] = "Sweetheart, if you promise not to cook I will take you with me anywhere. - Tony Almeida"
Quotation[73] = "She's gone, Jack... - Tony Almieda"
Quotation[74] = "The only reason that you're conscious right now is because I don't want to carry you. - Jack Bauer"
Quotation[75] = "Don't worry... he's really good at this. - Chloe O'Brian"
Quotation[76] = "When I'm finished with you, you're gonna wish that you felt this good again. - Jack Bauer"
Quotation[77] = "Chloe's a pain in the ass! - Ryan Chappelle"
Quotation[78] = "How can I tell you what I don't know? - Kate Warner"
Quotation[79] = "Don't give me a social studies lesson, David. - Charles Logan"
Quotation[80] = "I don't work for you any more. - Jack Bauer"
Quotation[81] = "I didn't ask your opinion. - Ryan Chappelle"
Quotation[82] = "Shut up, stupid! - Jack Bauer"
Quotation[83] = "Talk to me, you sonuvabitch! - Ryan Chappelle"
Quotation[84] = "Aren't you going to buy me dinner first? - George Mason"
Quotation[85] = "I look like a wedding cake - Martha Logan"
Quotation[86] = "OK, when the alert level goes down, and the terrorists have been caught, we can have some chamomile tea and I'll tell you all my secrets. - Chloe O'Brian"
Quotation[87] = "It wasn't really an apology, it was more of an observation. - Chloe O'Brian"
Quotation[88] = "Looks like my neighbors died for nothing. - Mandy"
Quotation[89] = "I hope I'm not some kind of a psychopath. - Chloe O'Brian"
Quotation[90] = "How long have you been playing me? - Jack Bauer"
Quotation[91] = "He shouldn't have been playing with Adults. - Jack Bauer"
Quotation[92] = "It felt pretty personal when you killed my wife. - Jack Bauer"
Quotation[93] = "You didn't think it would end like this didn't you? - Nina Myers"
Quotation[94] = "Find something that makes you happy, and do it. Because everything else is all just background noise. - George Mason"
Quotation[95] = "You find a way to forgive yourself for what happened to your wife. You make things right with your daughter, and you go on serving your country. That'd take some real guts. - George Mason"
Quotation[96] = "So I'm not the only person who shouldn't be here today. - Jack Bauer"
Quotation[97] = "That's what you took from me, and my daughter. I just wanted you to know that. - Jack Bauer"
Quotation[98] = "I want you to point the gun at his chest and pull the trigger now. - Jack Bauer"
Quotation[99] = "There are things in this world which are out of our control. Sometimes we like to blame ourselves for them so we can try to make sense out of them. - Jack Bauer"


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var Q = Quotation.length;
var whichQuotation=Math.round(Math.random()*(Q-1));
function showQuotation(){document.write(Quotation[whichQuotation]);}
showQuotation();